"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee