Live your life and take chances. Don't wait. Because right now? Right now is the oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be.

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

monicalewinskys:

me honestly

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

fuckanimals:

bae: come over tonight ;)

me: sorry im 6000 miles away preaching the good word of jesus

bae: im off my period

me:

image

obamafart:

my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside